Duniya Ke 3 Saach...
1- Aap apne Saare Daant Aapni Zuban Se Nahi Chhu Sakte
2- Pahela Saach Sunke Saare Bewakuf Ye Kar K Dekhenge
3- Ab Hasenge
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Waiter: Your Bill Sir.
Santa: Take my Card.
Waiter:But Sir, This is Rashan Card.
Santa: Toh Phir Bahar Likha Kya hai "All Cards Accepted"
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Mere Paas INOX -Ka "Dabangg" Movie ka 7 Paas Hai.
Jana Chaaho To Call Karna
Agar Aisa koi SMS Mile toh mujhe zarur batana. Mein Bhi Jaunga
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Teacher: Konsa Parina Sab Se Tez Udta Hai?
Boy: Haathi.
Teacher: Nalayak, tere baap kya karta hai?
Boy: Mumbai ka don hai.
Teacher: Sabash, Haathi Sahi Jabab
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